1. floatdowns:

    school
    reblog if you cried 

    (via stability)

  2. snarg:

    truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

    (via ugly)

    fallontonight:

    Jimmy reads your #MyDumbFight tweets!

    These tweets had us like … 

    • Me:   I'd like a Coke.
    • Waiter:   is Pepsi okay?
    • Me:   yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
    • Waiter:   fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
  3. leedskiss:

    im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

    image

    “show ur tits for dick”

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  4. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

  5. youngblackandvegan:

    jonesalicious:

    So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

    Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

    (Source: mikaylugh, via peterswebmemhi)

  6. lady-redrum:

    wasthatnotsideblog:

    just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

    it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

    thanks

    TAKE NOTE.

    (via nbrhoods)

  7. it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

    (Source: wh1rring, via ferrickhistoryts)

    (Source: incidentalcomics, via lolzpicx)

  8. andrewbreitel:

    "its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram

    (Source: andrewbreitel, via ugly)

  9. screamandshout:

    when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

    image

    (via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

    dekutree:

    where the fuck is the bartender

    (Source: stepanda, via stability)



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