(Source: vlavlaed)

  1. stacksbreadup:

    This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

    (via fladdergasted)

  2. aureat:

    some people have sex in the kitchen

    i eat in my bed

    (via fladdergasted)




    I’m pretty sure the WHOLE FREAKING COUNTRY shipped these two okay.

    Ultimate level of shipping.

    (Source: lejazzhot, via fladdergasted)

  3. bendoeslife:

    Ben: Dude, stand up here, if y’all are both two feet behind me, I’ll look twice as big as you.

    Jed: You ARE twice as big as us! (Laughs)

    Ben: But I don’t want to look it.

  4. drakesquad:



    i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

    This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

    so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

    (via communistpropaganda)

  5. didihearthereadyset:

    So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

    "It’s called a vagina."

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via thatawkwardfriend)

  6. cknd:

    dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

    (via unphh)

  7. (Source: toastedgif, via love-adamtuttle)

  8. aud-ler:



    why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons

    i mean

    look at him


    didnt people ship him with his dad

    and now i know why no one talks about him

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via joey-smith-universe)


    (Source: okusuck, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  10. punacceptable:

    sext: that looks infected

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  11. "I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

    (via latelycravingmore)

    (via pizza)

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